Well, here we go. I need a topic to consider. Karl wants me to save the economy, Russell wants me to never speak to him again, Woody can't hear enough, V-Rob is dying to a review of "Silence of the Lambs" through my brain, and Belinda just thinks I'm drunk.

So, where are we? Why do midgets hate me? Global Warming? Was Bugs Bunny gay? The next president? I need to know what you need from me.

So...again, let's hear it. I, in turn, will respond.

Your Pal,

K-Rob

Well, here we go. I'm not sure where this will carry us but I am sure it will be a strange but interesting journey.

Let me go ahead and apologize to everyone I am going to offend in some way.

I guess I will just talk about whatever comes to my mind. Woody once told me that he wished he could just get in my head one day and ride around and listen to my thoughts. So, here is your chance to listen.

Sports, politics, business, idiots, midgets, racists, and any other many topics could be our subject. I may even put some of your articles on here if they are worthy of 0ur mission. And when I know what that mission is, I'll let you know.

So, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. If you have a subject that we need to address, please let me know. Like, did Buffalo Bill really think he looked good with lipstick, a shear nighty, and pressing his manhood between his legs out of sight. I personally think he did not. But that would be an interesting topic.

I look forward to conferring with you and I hope this grows out of control!

K-Rob